Seorang budak lelaki berusia lingkungan 8thn membeli sekotak serbuk pembasuh daripada sebuah kedai runcit.

Pekedai: Banyak sangat ke pakaian nak dibasuh?
Budak: Saya nak mandikan kucing saye
Pekedai: Eh..tak boleh gunakan serbuk ni,ia terlalu kuat untuk kucing awak,silap-silap kucing awak mati nanti.

Budak itu terus berlalu selepas membayar harga serbuk basuh itu. Seminggu kemudian budak itu kembali ke kedai runcit tersebut.

Pekedai: Bagaimana kucing kamu?
Budak: Mati!
Pekedai: kan saye dah kata... !
Budak: Tapi saye tak fikir serbuk itu yg membunuhnya.
Pekedai: Habis siapa yg membunuhnya?
Budak: Mesin basuh itu..ia berpusing terlalu laju..!

Comments

eZaT eLaNo said…
ceh..gelak cam x eklas je..hahaha
January 18, 2011 at 10:42 PM
Aleen Aiden said…
hu3.sengal giler budak tuh.ade plak g mandikan kucing letak dlm mesin basuh kan.huu
January 22, 2011 at 4:14 PM
eZaT eLaNo said…
hana dan aleen : nasb baek budak 8 thn..haha..=)
January 22, 2011 at 5:41 PM
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